The Turds unpack how procaine, a gentle anesthetic, can help reboot the nervous system and relieve chronic pain by targeting old trauma pathways and scar tissue. They explore its use in neural therapy, how it affects vagal tone, and why a small injection can make a big difference for those stuck in fight-or-flight mode. Between patient anecdotes and their own clinical takeaways, the Turds show how this subtle tool might be a game-changer for gut issues, migraines, pelvic pain, and more.