A discussion of H. pylori's prevalence, symptoms, and the different testing methods, such as stool and breath tests. Treatment options are explored, including conventional approaches like triple and bismuth quadruple therapy, as well as naturopathic alternatives such as biofilm disruption, herbal interventions, and probiotics. The Turds emphasize individualized care and the ongoing need for research in H. pylori treatment, offering a balanced look at both conventional and natural remedies to address this common gut infection.